Theatrical Sneezes

Forgive me, but surely it's within everybody's compass to sneeze without taking the roof off. I'm becoming increasingly irritated by my next door neighbour's insistence that she must share her sneeze with the rest of the waking world. A huge great throaty release to accompany a nasal emittance is not at all neccessary, neither is it difficult to sneeze with restraint, it simply requires a touch of self control. It's not a party piece any more than breaking wind in a loud drone so all your mates can snigger. Cut it out.