Playing Royal Lytham tomorrow

Clubs cleaned, even my shoes, I'm playing Royal Lytham tomorrow and want to look the part even if I do hack the place up. It's a Championship golf course similar to the one that humbled the world's greatest at the Open last week (Birkdale) so my chances of coming out alive are 50/50. So excited though, it's what golfers dream of playing a course like this. Working for a bank can be mundane but when you benefit from golfing junketts it makes it all worthwhile. Break 100 and I'll be cartwheeling around the clubhouse, I'll let you know.