Big night last night

What a great night. I got so sober you wouldn't believe it. Know how many teas I had? Six! And a couple of coffee chasers just to top me up. It got a bit mad after a couple, needed to calm it so watched a Taggart then read a flyer that had been shoved through the door. Free small pizza if you bought a large one -so I did, well, you know what it's like when you've had a few. Woke up this morning and remembered everything from last night, the embarrasment.